What the fuck are we supposed to do with your tiny little micro penis? The only thing that baby penis is good for is you jerking it while we sit here and laugh at you.

I thought that I had seen a really tiny penis before, but yours is so small and pathetic you might as well not even have one. I mean, it's so tiny and pathetic that it just makes me laugh.

I'm not going to lie. That is, by far, the smallest penis I have ever seen in my entire life. I thought I knew what I small cock was but when you whipped out that tiny little thing

What the fuck am I supposed to do with a tiny little cock like that. Your penis is so small, it is completely useless to me. It would be completely pointless to have sex with you.

Holy shit your dick is so tiny, how do you piss with that without peeing allover yourself?